buffalolake asked: sup?
I just woke up from a nap. And I had the best dream.
I was living on a ship with a bunch of pirates, but we mostly just stayed in the bay ‘cause they were so drunk all the time, they thought we were constantly going on adventures. I had to make shore runs a lot for ice and other pirately necessities. And we had four freezers on the ship, and they were covered in sticky notes that said shit like, “The ice escaped.” “Nevermind, we caught it. Next door over.”
It was like The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything with more rum and less Bible stories.
buffalolake asked: Hi!
1. First impression: This dude is cray awesome!
2. Truth is: Not only are you crazy awesome, you’re crazy funny, too!
3. How old do you look: Mid-twenties?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I think I’ve cried laughing at some of your comments before!
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope!
6. Best feature: You’re outrageously generous and kind!
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Not a crush, per se.
8. You’re my: I CAN’T PHRASE IT WITHOUT IT BEING AWKWARD. It seems like all of your funny posts come across my path at exactly the right moment that I need to crack a grin!
9. Name in my phone: HORRIBLE QUESTION.
buffalolake replied to your post: lunaticfish replied to your post: I keep thinking…
It’s really not. People just hate things.
sickslickman replied to your post: lunaticfish replied to your post: I keep thinking…
Awright, Tom. But if it’s scary, I’m going to hold you personally responsible.