undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
partybarackisinthehousetonight: reblog if you have hands or if you’ve murdered anyone in the past week
transmutes: when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
lunaticfish asked: So I'm sitting next to you but tell me about your history of writing! I've seen the notebooks stuffed in your closet? What did you write? Why did you start/stop/do you want to pick it back up? :3
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.