driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me

(via weird-doe)

hoganddice:

coelasquid:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

WANT!

(via seleneinseattle)

My brother was just diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. He’s starting chemo tonight.
The good news is that it has an 80-90% remission rate, and if anyone can beat this, it’s him.
But still, if you could keep him in your thoughts/prayers/whatever, it would be very appreciated.

greenseer:

A cool way to express your displeasure with someone and subtly inform them that you think they are Literally Evil is to hum the imperial march very loudly whenever they speak

(via hivetato)

I can’t tell you how much my self esteem has improved since I started cooking and making radical changes in my life.

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]
arcaneimages:

Go ahead…try me 

Imagine for me. A double rainbow, all the way across the sky. On one is a majestic unicorn, in roller blades, powersliding down that bitch. On the other is me, riding a skateboard, grinding like I’m in a Tony Hawk Pro Skater game, holding a sign that says “LOLNOPE” above my head.

Also we’re both wearing helmets, because safety is rad.

But imagine that, and you will know my innermost mind this morning.