Imagine for me. A double rainbow, all the way across the sky. On one is a majestic unicorn, in roller blades, powersliding down that bitch. On the other is me, riding a skateboard, grinding like I’m in a Tony Hawk Pro Skater game, holding a sign that says “LOLNOPE” above my head.
Also we’re both wearing helmets, because safety is rad.
But imagine that, and you will know my innermost mind this morning.